Saturday, April 23, 2011

Better Living Through Sexual Chemistry And Quantum Physicals

101: Tantalize her with chemistry.  You love it when she gives you oral sex with a breath mint in her mouth.  Here is why:  The mucous membranes that line your penis let mint pass through, giving you a cool thrill. But did you know that popping a curiously strong mint while you are giving her oral sex can lead to a curiously strong orgasm?  Note to the wise:  Peppermint oil can sting her.  Stick to the original wintergreen flavor.

201:  Defy gravity with your genitals.  Just before ejaculations, your testicles ascend like an aircraft's landing gear to provide more power to your takeoff.  To give your equipment an even bigger boost, have your partner gently press upward on your testicles with the palm of her hand just before you ejaculate.  This will heighten your arousal and add intensity to your orgasm.

301: Make her adore a vacuum.  Next time you are, you know, yodeling in the gully, don't just lick, the way most guys do.  Sucking on her clitoris and labia creates a unique feeling, and when contrasted with the usual friction can lead to more and better orgasms.  This technique is better for you, too -  you'll get fewer tongue cramps.

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