Monday, April 25, 2011

For Those Who Want To Work Up A Good Sweat

101:  Exercise your right to more sex. We didn't like gym class any more than you did.  The good news:  Your ""spontaneous" erections in the shower will get a better response now than they did then.  But before you lather up, work out.  A University of California study shows that men who exercise 3 days a week have three times more sex - and better sex - than those who don't.

201:  To extend your manhood, drop the Chalupa.  You know extra weight is bad for your heart, but it also shortens your penis - you lose a half inch for every 15 pounds you gain.  Here's why:  The fat pad that protects your pubic area creeps over the shaft's base as you get fatter, obscuring perfectly good penis.  A better diet and more exercise means more where it counts, too.

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